May 2013
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turtwink:
does medusa have pubes and if so are they snakes too
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not-so-little-cal:
an-egg:
not having black people in something isnt racist it just means theres no fucking black people
sorry no. anything without minorities is racist. look at your bedroom. is there a black man in your closet?? no? racist. how about an asian woman under your bed? no? wow. you must live in the 1950s
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ryanroasts:
what if they found a missing page from the bible and it just reads: ‘the story, all names, characters and incidents portrayed within this work are fictitious. any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.’
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dalrnation:
i wanna see ur peacock ;) very colourful. god i love birds. thanks
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omg bobbie gordon saw my tweet about her and messaged me on fb about i am laughing so hard omg
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the only thing that makes me sad is that school was an excuse to see meg most days and we’re probably both too lazy to see each other loads in the summer
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today was the end of an era
the stuck up, two-faced, immature bitches i’ve spent the last 7 years with are going in different directions to me
and thank fuck for that
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collectyourhearts:
im straight as a ruler
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calliotp:
calliotp:
do you think shakira has shakirity guards
fuck you all im hilarious
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kristinpenguin:
adahm:
my favorite musical is “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me”
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do you ever have imaginary/potential conversations with people in your head but then catch yourself accidentally mouthing the words out or making faces that would go along with your reactions in the conversation
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ghostam:
How relationships work:
I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too.
But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
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snapchatting:
I WANNA KISS YOU BUT YOU’RE FAR AWAY AND IT MAKES IT KINDA HARD TO DO THAT
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deadhavana:
deadhavana:
GUYS DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY FUNNY STORIES QUICK ITS FOR SCIENCE
PLEASE THIS IS STILL ONGOING I NEED SUPPORT HERE LAUGHS
okay so i go to an all-girls school and across the road there’s an all-boys school
today was the year 13s last day at the boys school
they have this tradition where every year the boys charge into the girls school on their last day
a few...
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who-lock-loki-lover:
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jadefyre:
Bilbo wakes up suddenly to DON’T STOP BELIEVING
It was an unexpected Journey
GET OUT.
I just choked on my second breakfast
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